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Thursday, June 05, 2008

Finally, It's Me!

woo!

I'll start with an election update. Yes, I clinched the nomination. And cheese & bacon were consumed by all. Unfortunately, I had to stay home Tuesday night to monitor my Human. You see, there were stupid thunder storms and my Human needed to be constantly informed that it was Lex's fault. My Human complained on Wednesday that she was tired. She said she only got 2 hours of sleep. She said that it is our fault that she didn't fall asleep till 3:30am. Whatever.

Hey! On Monday night that stupid Dyson that lives at our house caused the electricity to break. It caused 2 circuits to flip to the stop working setting. Never trust a vacuum!

My Human has felt not healthy all week. She's old and stupid. You know what humans are like...

12 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Khongrats Dr. Turbo, presumptive khandidate for the winning pawty!

Sorry about the human -

Tails up to the elekhtricity showing the Dyson who da boss is!

Your bakhon & cheese selekhtion for the vikhtory pawty was yummi!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
KK
Dr. Turbo-08

The Army of Four said...

Hey...... are you sticking your tongue out? Ha roo roo roo!
I hope your human feels better!
Play bows,
Zim

Kathryn and Ari said...

Stupid Dyson (btw, my word verification was "DYSLN" Do you think that's the Dyson trying to infiltrate your site?).

We all hate vacuums at our house--especially the cats.

Tubey, I think you're too hard on Lex. I know I don't really know him all that well, but he seems like a great guy to me. Maybe you should try harder to appreciate his finer attributes.

jan said...

Our human is totally pathetic without us, but she has opposable thumbs and we really need those.

Misty the alpha Poodle

Lacy said...

w00f's Turbo, congrats on u win...heehee all dysons shood b verwy quiet...me sorrwy u mama feels bad, hope she feels better verwy soon..

b safe,
~rocky~

Holly said...

We always knew you would win by a landslide!!! Way to go Dr. Tubey!

Storms (little 's') are stupid, we got some here last night, and so I was sure to sit by mom to protect her. Well, Sam helped, but he mostly whined about it the whole time.

Hope your human is feeling better soon!

Holly

Tasha & Eva said...

Cheese?? Did you say cheese??? I love cheese!!

Princess Eva

Tracey and Huffle said...

Well done on the victory Dr Tubey! It's very exciting news and I shall eat some cheese in your honour.

We have a nasty dyson beast too but I just stay out of its way. I can fit in places where the dyson can't!

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Shmoo said...

I'm very pleased with the sleep deprivation, yelling, and the dyson power issue. My humans had that happen once, the dyson causing circuits to trip. Turns out that the old guy-guy Nova had peed on the carpet and they didn't realize it until they ran it over with the evil purple thing.

Thanks again for taking control of the earth while I was out from my dental and declawing.

Meeshka

Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

Congrats, Turbo! We can't wait until you rule the world! Bacon and cheese for everydog! Oh,yeah, and storms ARE stupid!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

Pee ess: We hope your human feels better soon.

Clover said...

Hi Turbo!
Congrats on your nomination!! Sorry to hear you are having trouble with a sick human - hope she is feeling better now!
Have a great weekend!
Love Clover xo

cyber-sibes said...

Maybe your human needs a little more cheese & bacon to get her back on track.

Stay low while the stupid storms are crashing about.

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo