I don't want you to forget that I am the cutest and fluffiest Presidential candidate out there!
I told you about the stupid squirrel. Well, my stupid Human gave it a stupid nickname: Squirk Squirk.
I don't remember if I mentioned that a bird flew in the house on Friday night. It hit the wall above my Human, landed on the bookshelf, then flew away. It was all boring and stupid, so we canines didn't react to it.
Then my Human found a snake in the laundry room. I don't know what the snake was washing, though. I don't think that snakes have clothing.
Later on snake day, Rooie and Fargo found a turtle. Turtles smell interesting, but they aren't fun to chase.
Some human is going to dig up our land to put new pipes underground. Water leak, or something...I don't know. My Human mentioned what was going on, but it was stupid.
Did you here that C$, the big dog is doing well?
Sadly, though, Rufus the Basset hound is sick. Go say "woo."