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Sunday, August 10, 2008

Conditioning Humans


My Human was exasperating today...twice! She put her shoes on twice today and then did not go outside and open up the gate to the bigger field. We've worked with her on her training and her behavior, but she still isn't being consistent.

Let's face it, humans just aren't as smart as dogs. We are watching a dogumentary called Dog Genius. The human narrator was discussing that chimps can't figure out what humans mean when they point at something and that dogs can figure it out 90% of the time. We all know that the 10% time that dogs can't figure it out are when humans are giving mixed signals.

The human narrator referred to humans as dogs' research subjects. This is certainly true. We study humans whenever they are present.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I guess the lakhk of the thumb thingie means woo khan't use khlikhker training fur her -

Yes - humans are so disappointing -

Dr. Turbo-08

Teddy Westlife said...

I would like to see this dogumentary so I can show it to my mum. She needs all the help she can get.

Tubey, there is something for you on my blog (at least there will be in about 12 hours).

Huffle Mawson

My Two Best Friends said...


You are so smart. Humans just don't get it. Marco Polo and I check your blog everyday for our educational learning! Thanks!

Thor and Marco Polo

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We are going to be sure our Mom watches that documentary too - she needs lots more training.

Wags, the OP Pack

The Army of Four said...

Or perhaps we can figure it out 100% of the time but only choose to do something about it 90%. Hmm...
Tail wags,

Kathryn and Ari said...

So why was she putting on her shoes, then? Practicing her shoelace knots, maybe?