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Tuesday, March 10, 2009



I just realized as I was posting this, that this post is #900.

So, my Human is on vacation this week. So far what that means is that she's watching a lot of HGTV, cleaning, and complaining.

Last night some stupid storms were blowing into our area. There was some of that stupid lightning stuff. Lex gets freaked out by it. So I yelled at him. And then my Human stuck me in my box. She let me out and I yelled at Lex again. Thus, I had to go back in the box.

My Human didn't fall asleep till 4am. But it didn't matter to me. I still got plenty of sleep. I don't think there is any cause and effect between me and her lack of sleep. But when I was in my box, she kicked everyone else out of the bedroom and shut the door. We all sang a sad Siberian song about that.

It's been rather warm lately. So the stupid spring peeper frogs have been making a lot of noise. Lex hates those frogs. He's been hiding in my Human's bedroom. I yell at him about that, too. And then I have to go in my box.

Last weekend my Human went to a dog show. She got to meet a Siberian Husky and an Afghan Hound both named Pearl. And she got to meet a Bassett Hound named Gotcha.

After the dog show, my Human brought her workplace assistant to meet us. She was great because she let us jump all over her.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...


That's a lot of posts!

I was almost thinking woo had started a chat line!


Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Turbo
900 posts wow Harrrr. ye like to yell at lex a lot Harrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

D.K. Wall said...

900 - Number of posts or the number of times you were sent to the box. I'm old, so I am thinking Cool Hand Luke with that reference.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Marigold said...

Do you get to have Peanuts in your box. Or at least a piece of cheese? It would be terribly unbearable without something.

the magic sleigh said...

Woo! lots of posts, good for yoo!Sorry about the box thing, sometimes other dogs can be so annoying. About them froggies, I just eat them and then throw them up on the rug. It always makes a lot of commotion around here!
-Kira The beaWootiful(the other Kira)

Fred said...

900?! Wow! Congrats on the milestone. Meanwhile, I am very interested in hearing the Siberian song. All I know are Frenchies.

Kathryn and Ari said...

Oh, is there anything sader than a sad husky song? Forget about Bessie Smith, Nina Simone, Howlin' Wolf (okay, maybe keep that last guy in mind). When a husky sings the blues, it's serious.

Congrats on 900. When I saw that title, I thought you dogs had found a new $3.99/a minute place to call. Maybe one where squirrels talk dirty or something like that.

Teddy Westlife said...

900 is a lot of posts! I wonder if I'll ever make it to 900. I did have my one year blogaversary while mum and dad were away so I think I'll have a belated party.

Huffle Mawson