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Saturday, November 28, 2009

Gate Crashers


Regardless of what the press and the pictures may indicate. I did not invite Michaela & Tareq Salahi to stop by my house to help me dig, run in the yard, nor did I invite them to a pool party. I do not know them, nor do I want to. They are just stupid humans


The Army of Four said...

They didn't even do zoomies with you. What kind of guests ARE they?
Tail wags,

Charlie said...

Yeah, chase them away!

Chef said...

They look like they could eat up all your kibbles too. Bite them!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Their 15 minutes are SOOOOOOO ovFUR!


Teddy Westlife said...

They seem like fairly dodgy guests to me.

Shmoo said...

Is she humping that guy's leg? I mean come on, if they're coming over she should at least have some manners and not try to dominate some stranger in your yard.


D.K. Wall said...

And exactly, Turbo, was your security force? An important political figure such as yourself should always be escorted by a trained security team of, say, six Siberian Huskies? The Thundering Herd Secret Service?

P.S. - Don't believe us? We always throw out the ultimate weapon - A Kiska, er, gaseous weapon - and everyone's eyes will water. Trust us on this one.

Marigold said...

Uh huh.