Human Campaigning

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Apparently you cannot get elected President without doing negative campaigning. I have learned this about the human candidates:

They will take your money away from you and give it to corporations. They will kill all babies. They are just like previous Presidents. They are too old. They are too inexperienced. They flip flop. They never show up for work. They show up at work and don't do their job. They will begin unnecessary wars. They will make unecessary concessions to enemies.

To summarize, they are all humans.

So, I decided to introduce my negative ad:

NEWV Victory (Vikhtory)!

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No one throws a victory party like Malamutes. Holly persuaded Summi to come over from the Island of Iowa to co-host the victory party with her.

I gave a short speech at the party:

Yes, once again the voters have spoken and decided to choose Turbo for President. I have heard that one of the human candidates has declared that he has visited 57 states. Well, I will visit at least 75 states! Now everyone say with me what time it is...IT'S TIME FOR CHEESE AND BACON!!!

Kin Folk

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I read a stupid article entitled Obama Related to Pitt, Clinton to Jolie. The human who wrote the article points out that both Mr. Obama & Mrs. Clinton are very, very distantly related to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. That would definitely help them be able to have the skill sets to be President.

Well, I can play that game too! I was examining my family tree on a website called PawVillage. My Great X 8 Grandfather is a Siberian husky named Pando (I will discuss him more tomorrow). My Great X 15 Grandfather is the world famous Togo.

Togo is arguably one of the most important Siberian huskies in history. Click on his name if you want to read about him. I think he gave more to society than Mr. Pitt or Ms. Jolie. I'd like to see those humans lead a sled across Alaska to save other humans!

Things I Have Going For Me

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1. It snowed last night.

2. I didn't call any of my political opponents "clean."

3. I didn't place weird marketing devices in a city that then caused mass concern.

Turbo Poll

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Who would you vote for if the election was today?
	Turbo the Sibe
	Hillary the Clinton
	Barrack the Obama
	John the McCain
	Jar of Mayonnaise
	Rudy the Giuliani
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