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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Human Campaigning


Apparently you cannot get elected President without doing negative campaigning. I have learned this about the human candidates:

They will take your money away from you and give it to corporations. They will kill all babies. They are just like previous Presidents. They are too old. They are too inexperienced. They flip flop. They never show up for work. They show up at work and don't do their job. They will begin unnecessary wars. They will make unecessary concessions to enemies.

To summarize, they are all humans.

So, I decided to introduce my negative ad:


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

FUR sure!

That is part of the reason I've decided to stay in Pawsylvania and NOT head to Misery fur the debate -

Our tikhket will look so much better once the humans open their mouths -

Turbo/Khyra 2008

The Army of Four said...


-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Turbo & Khyra - you got our vote & based on the humes who are running - you gots our mommy & daddy's votes, too!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

Joe Stains said...

This is absolutely FABULOUS!!!

Marigold said...

Will you be including any goats in your cabinet???

Lizzy said...


Wonderful, just wonderful. You've got my vote for sure!


Khady Lynn said...

Simple, honest, and to the point! You TOTALLY have my vote!

Besides, humans are stupid.