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Sunday, October 05, 2008

woo!

I have some important news that will impact humans, as well as dogs. My Human does Human Resources for a large, international commercial cleaning company. The warehouse manager pointed out to her that the size of the rolls of toilet paper the vendors where sending at shrunk by about 3/4th of an inch wide.

So what this means to us is that there will be less toilet paper for us to shred. And the actual rolls will also be smaller.

Businesses do this so that they can keep the price the same and maintain their profit margin.

Labels: businesses, dog, Dogs, economy, humans are stupid, Photoshop, Siberian huskies, Siberian Husky, toilet paper, toilet paper tubes

10/05/2008 08:38:00 PM ::

16 Woo's:

Some packages stay the same size, but the product gets smaller. Pretty soon we won't be able to find the product.
By jan, at Sunday, October 5, 2008 10:08:00 PM CDT
Ah yes, the mighty 'bottom' line -

I guess the bright spot is tubes will be available a bit more frekhwently -

'Gotta' put this on the list -

H&K,
Khyra
VP2B
Turbo/Khyra 2008
We're Just Sayin'
By Khyra The Siberian Husky, at Monday, October 6, 2008 4:51:00 AM CDT
Oh no, not toilet paper! We noticed our cherrios box got smaller, so no more cherrios. You need to get in office and fix all these problems.
Husky Hugs,MayaMarie
By The Husky in the Window, at Monday, October 6, 2008 1:15:00 PM CDT
Noooooooo!!!!! What will I shred?!
By Fred, at Monday, October 6, 2008 2:30:00 PM CDT
Harrrrr Turbo
that not good Harrrrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate
By Maverick the Pirate, at Monday, October 6, 2008 2:42:00 PM CDT
Toilet paper!?!? Is nothing sacred any more?
Play bows,
Zim
By The Army of Four, at Monday, October 6, 2008 3:15:00 PM CDT
That's it, I'm stomping my tiny delicate little feety feet in protest and I say to all of you as your Queen: it is time for some serious HULA action on this matter!!!!!

Everyone... the claw!

Meeshka
By Shmoo, at Monday, October 6, 2008 8:28:00 PM CDT
There will be quite a few unhappy sibes in the world on that one!

Butt wiggles, Meadow
By Kapp pack, at Monday, October 6, 2008 9:42:00 PM CDT
Oh this is sooo not right.

woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo
By Cyber-sibes Star and Jack, at Tuesday, October 7, 2008 7:12:00 AM CDT
We won't be able to ran as far in the house to unroll the tp - oh no! Prices go up & contents gets smaller. They repackaged our Canidae snap cookies & we thinks there aren't as many cookies in the bags as before - no fair!!!!!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-
By -The Mullin Clan's Mommy-, at Tuesday, October 7, 2008 7:33:00 PM CDT
Whoa! That is good observation!Thanks for sharing!
Love, Dino
By Dino and Family, at Wednesday, October 8, 2008 12:47:00 AM CDT
bad news, pal
By Pacco de Mongrel, at Thursday, October 9, 2008 2:11:00 AM CDT
Thats a very cute picture (:
By The Three Musketeers, at Thursday, October 9, 2008 3:29:00 AM CDT
WOO WOO Turbo

Oh NOOO - What will Marco Polo do! that is his favorite shredding item!
Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo
By Thor and Marco Polo and 3 Kats, at Thursday, October 9, 2008 7:25:00 AM CDT
We'll be back to corn husks before too long. And if things get really, really bad, we'll be back to corn cobs.
By Kathryn and Ari, at Friday, October 10, 2008 7:23:00 PM CDT
Kind of clever considering a human came up with that but it's most inconsiderate for those of us who use it soley for entertainment purposes.
ECHO
By The Daily Echo, at Monday, October 13, 2008 7:59:00 AM CDT