Fluff For Pups

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I would like to introduce my new philanthropy. It's called Fluff For Pups. I was thinking about my good friend Joe Stains. Joey is a Boston Terrier, and he often gets cold. Sure, he has lots of shirts and bunnyhugs to wear, but what he really needs is some husky fluff. I call on all fluffy dogs to give back to the canine world. Give up some of the fluff that you don't really need. We all know that we are more than willing to leave our fluff on our sofas, rugs, and even our humans. Why not donate some to some poor unfortunate dogs? Think of the Greyhounds, Boxers, the assorted terriers, and dachshunds! And maybe even goats, cats, & birds!

See?



And then here's 3 of us at the beginning of my fluff production season:



And here's what I left out on the deck!



Please made it possible for fluff deprived dogs be fluffy!

Everybody Wins!

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It was an excellent weekend for the Husky Football League! Every time that played won. I guess if there was a down side it is that only 2 teams played. Nevertheless, the Connecticuts beat some bulls. And the Washingtons beat some bears who were golden in color.



I'm not sure yet if there will be any huskies in bowl games. I will let you know later.

In other news, some stupid raccoons parachuted onto our roof. We made my Human go out with a big stick and whack the roof to get them to leave. It would have been really funny if we'd locked her out of the house, but we'd would have had to get off the couch to do that. BTW, Meepie has locked her out of the house before.

Also, there is a water leak up the hill from our dog yard, so now it is partially a pond/ice rink.

For a change of pace, I will close with a picture of Rooie:

Encroachment

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Over the past couple nights some stupid raccoons have been stopping by. They do not belong in our dog yard! This is what I told them:

Charlie Brown

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Ending Global Stupidity

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I have been an anti-stupidity activist for some time. Just a casual browsing of my blog will assure readers of this fact. In fact, it was a large part of my platform for the U.S. Presidency.

I have also tried to be helpful to humans by offering them the opportunity to buy stupidity offsets:



Unfortunately, not even 1 of them took advantage of that opportunity!

But all is not lost for the anti-stupidity movement. Queen Meeshka has given me an offer I could not refuse. I will be representing the United States of Amerifur at the Anti-Man-Made Global Stupidity talks in Merryland.

I fear a bleak future for our world if we don't act soon. Do you want a world filled with more humans who act like the Salahi's, the Heene's, Michael Vick, Kanye West, etc? I know I don't!

The Season Isn't Over Yet

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Not yet. But it's getting close to be over. There were only 3 games this weekend. And, ha roo!, the huskies won 2 of them. The Connecticuts beat some oranges, and the Washingtons beat some cougars! The Northern Illinoises did not beat some Chippewas, however.





My Human startled me tonight. She hooted because here stupid M-CATS scored a safety and ultimately beat some J-HAWKS. I haven't heard her make that noise for 2 years. She doesn't need to make it again. I do, afterall, need my beauty sleep!

Gate Crashers

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Regardless of what the press and the pictures may indicate. I did not invite Michaela & Tareq Salahi to stop by my house to help me dig, run in the yard, nor did I invite them to a pool party. I do not know them, nor do I want to. They are just stupid humans

Running For Congress

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I am please to announce that I will be running for the 14th Congressional District of Missouri. Queen Meeshka encouraged me to run for this opening.

The seat for the 14th District of Missouri has remained open since the 1930's. That is more than 490 years in dog years! Despite being open for so long, this district was given more than $600,000 by the U.S. Government for economic stimulus, as well as 5 jobs!

As a member of the working group, I am dedicated to helping the humans of the 14th Congressional District work as hard as Siberian Huskies do!

Cliff Hanger

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So, that's what's going on this week! The blue ones are the teams that have finished their season. So they didn't play football this week. 1 team didn't play, but is not finished with their season; that would be the Washingtons.

Both the Connecticuts and the Northeasterns were victorious. They beat the fighting irishes and the rams respectively. The Northern Illinoises, unfortunately, were not victorious against some bobcats.

That's all I have on the sports front. Tune in to this blog in a couple days for an important political announcement.

In the mean time, here's me:

The Season Dwindles

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This is what I look like at this point of the Husky Football League season:



There were only 4 games this weekend. The Saskatchewans did not win their playoff game against some dinosaurs from Calgary. They played for the Canada West final in Saskatooooooooooooooon. The dinos score just 1 more point than the Huskies! (I did learn that for some reason in Saskatchewan, hooded sweatshirts are called "bunnyhugs.")

The Northern Illinois improved their record to 7 wins and 3 non-wins against some cardinals (the bird, not the color).

The Washingtons did not win against some ducks!

The Northeasterns did win against some pride! And they did it by just 1 point.

The Connecticuts had a weekend of non-playing football, but they play next week.

Sadly, the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg and the Michigan Techs are finished for this season. That is why they are now shown in blue.

At A Loss

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It is not a good weekend for the Husky Football League. I am especially sad to announce that the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg have lost yet again.

I decided that what the League needs is a fight song. So, I wrote a simple one. (It's important to note that my level of song writing is the same as my Humans...And my Human actually was a music major for 1 year! So, I am destined to be far better than she is.) Click the thingie below



And, as if that song was not enough, here is a picture of me for inspiration to all teams in the Husky Football League. A lot of husky mascot teams seem to like snarling huskies, so that's what I went with for my inspiration. (Truthfully, however, I was about to sneeze.)



So anyway...



The Saskatchewans are in their playoffs. And they won against some rams. So they get to play some team next week. They are also in 1st place in the Husky Football League standings.

The Northern Illinoises destroyed some eagles to the tune of 50 to 6!

I don't feel like talking about the other games.

If...

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Happy Howl (oween) & Football Update

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Hey! What do you think of my giant Turbo-sized pumpkin?



Now for the Husky Football League update...

Bad weekend for the Turbo-Colored Huskies of Bloomsburg. They had a non-winning game against some golden rams. The Connecticuts did not win against some knights that are scarlet colored. The Northeasterns did not score as many points as some felines who happened to be wild.

The Washingtons did not lose! They had a weekend where they didn't play football.

I will end with the good news! The Saskatchewans won against some different rams (who I assume were not golden). The Northern Illinois zipped past some zips. And, the Michigan Techs doubled their number of victories against some dragons.

27 & 27

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There are no longer any husky teams with perfect records. The good news is that the Northeasterns have finally won a game. The bad news is that the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies lost this week.

Huskies defeated golden bears, redhawks, and tigers. Huskies did not defeat red raiders, mountaineers, ducks, and cardinals.



Below is a picture of me destroying a toilet paper tube to show support to all husky teams.

On Top Of Things, A Retrospective

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I have always prided myself on keeping on top of things. My Human found my pawprints on top of her dresser. She wasn't surprised. Unfortunately, there is no picture of that. But here's a few of my favorites over time.


























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6, 7, and/or 8

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Serious note: I just read that one of the UCONN Huskies football players was fatally stabbed on campus after their victory. Our thoughts are with Jasper Howard's family, team mates, and friends.

It's really confusing which week of Husky League Football we are on. Some teams have played 6. Some 7. And the Turbo-Colored Huskies have played 8.



Speaking of the Turbo-Colored Huskies, the Bloomsburgs have won yet another game. They are undefeated at 8 wins and 0 losses. This week then took care of some wolves.

You'll be relieved to hear that the Northeasterns did not lose this week. They did not play, but they did not lose.

Huskies defeated wolves, bisons, and cardinals. My Human went to the bison university. I had to rub it in a bit. You know how that goes.

I am sad to have to tell you that huskies did not win against rockets, sun devils, and greyhounds. The Northern Illinoises had a close game. They lost by only 1 point!

And finally, please good vote for the good Captain Maverick in this contest. If he wins, the money will go to husky rescue. (And that would not be the Northeastern Huskies football team, although they do need some help!)

Week 6 (or 5 or even 7)

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Yet another thrilling week in the world of Husky League Football. 2 teams remain perfect this week: the Bloomsburgs and the Northeasterns. Unfortunately, only the Bloomsburgs have won all their games.

I didn't post this last night because the Washingtons played a very late game and I had to get my sleep on. (Here is a link to Dubs' blog. He's actually a Malamute, but I'm happy to have him representing.) But below are the results for the week:



Unfortunately, only the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies and the Washington Malamute Representing Huskies won this week. They beat some warriors and wildcats this week. Maybe the "W" meant that they would "win." I don't want to take any chances, so I suggest that no husky teams play any opponents whose name begins with "L."

The Northern Illinoises did not play this week. I hope they got to nap and eat some cheese & bacon.

I don't like talking about loses, but I need to mention who the other husky teams played. They played thunderbirds, panthers, derrick the oiler, and some tribe.

In closing, here is a picture of what I'd look like if I was standing near a statue on the campus of the Bloomsburg Turbo-Colored Huskies:

Reunion

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We had a visitor this weekend. A friend of my Human was passing through our world on the way home after a high school reunion. (This is a picture of me greeting this friend of my Human's.) This friend had gone to her 25th year after graduating high school reunion. My Human has her 25th year after graduation high school reunion next year.

Humans are stupid. They feel the need to wait 5 or 10 years at a stretch to get really excited about seeing people they know. Dogs, on the other paw, are really excited to see people each time they see them.

My Human says that reunions are a way that time grabs people by the shirt collars, shakes them, and yells, "YOU REALLY ARE THAT OLD!!!!"

Week 5

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First an important note. I inadvertently short changed the Bloomsburgs on the number of wins. I've gone back and corrected my reports. As a special way of apologizing to the Turbo Colored Huskies, I've interjected myself into a graphic with their mascot:



So! Here's what happened in this week's games: The Bloomsburgs, Saskatchewans, Northern Illinois, & Michigan Techs all were triumphant over the marauders (and sidekick Skully), the clan, broncos, and bulldogs.

The Connecticuts had the week off, so they did not win, but they also did not lose.

Unfortunately, the Washingtons and the Northeasterns did not win against the Fighting Irish and some crusaders.

I have a special woo out regarding the Washingtons. They were aided in no small part by my good friend Marley, who let loose with the gas as a means of diminishing the support his humans had for the Fighting Irish. I appreciate your effort, Mars. I know your fart was in the right place.

(You will notice that I have marked certain number in red. That is the number that increases each week.)

Week 4

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This was not a good week for the Husky Football League. Before I give you the bad news, I will cheer you up by showing you a couple pictures of me:



Now for the bad news from the League. Huskies defeated pioneers and rams. They were not successful against golden bears, vandals, the cardinal (the color, not the bird), lakers, and wildcats.

I will point out that the Bloomsburg (Turbo-Colored) Huskies remain undefeated. Ha roo!

Week 3

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Huskies mostly won their football games this week. They beat 2 varieties of bears: Golden and Regular. They also defeated boiler manufacturers and Troy citizens.

Huskies did not win against wolves and penguins. I understand not beating the wolves, but why didn't Huskies defeat birds who cry ice cube tears?????

The Saskatchewan Huskies did not win or lose this week because they did not play football.

Here's a picture of a human pretending to be a Husky from the team that did not prevail over the wolves (I don't know who the humans pretending to be humans are in the picture):



And here is a picture of me: