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Thursday, May 31, 2007



Humans are a strange bunch. I heard on the news that a bunch of human pups are having a week long competition to see how many different ways they can spell "B."

I think this shows yet another way that humans are stupid!

I think there should be a National Wooing Bee:

ALEX TREBEK: Turbo, please spell "WOO."

TUBEY: Woo, W-O-O. Woo!

ALEX TREBEK: That is correct! Lex, Please spell "WOOOO."

LEX: Woooo, W-U, woooo.

ALEX TREBEK: No, I'm sorry!

I am ending this post with a fantastic new picture of me that my Human took this weekend.


Marley said...

An entire competition on spelling the letter "B" - how stupid!!!!


Forest Dogs said...

Hi, I'm on a quest to find blogging dogs, peace-loving dogs for next week's "Dona Nobis Pacem" Peaceglobe day...the cats have overtaken the movement so far!!

Please join!

Thank you.

Blogblast for Peace
6th June 2007

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

I'm glad to know you're such a good speller. That is a good skill for a president. (Even though I'm sure you will have Presidential Spellers should you need them.)

Also, I like your new picture. It will be good when you get your picture on money after being president.


D'Azul Siberian said...

Great new picture Unkey Tubey. BTW, Mom and Lisa are taking Penny, Naomi, Joaquin and Stella to the show at Moberly next weekend, 6/9 and 6/10.

Eddie and Selena

Anonymous said...

Wow Tubey... that picture is stunning, S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G, stunning!!!

Forest Dogs said...

Thank you so much for responding to my plea, Turbo - I had a quick think, and wondered if you might do a single peace globe to represent all you and your doggie pals, then you could put it on each post next Wednesday, but if you've not got time for more, that's enough...

Others might see, and hopefully get involved too... I just love Mimi's idea of the whole blogosphere showing their peaceglobes on the same day! :-)

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Marley, I'll never cease to be amazed by humans stupidity!

Steve, if my picture is on money it'll be for large currency and only people who have dogs can have it!

Eddie & Selena, thank you. My Human will try to make it up for one of the shows!

Sitka, thank you very much!!!

Forest dogs, peace is not stupid but humans are! I like your idea, so will see what happens. The stupid Dyson will insist on posting separately in its stupid "vrrm vrrm" language.

Macie-Malechai said...

Woooo Turbo! What a great picture of you! All that and a good speller too.....Face Licks, M&M

Frankie Girl, Maddie and Domino said...

Your picture your human took is lovely of you!

Beautiful markings!

Tubey, you asked if perhaps you had seen a picture of me in a swimming pool on my blue pool raft,
yes that was me. You may have seen it in the MawPaw Dog Day of Summer Book, or it is on my yahoo picture site. Thanks for saying I am be-wootiful in it. I was enjoying a refreshing Sibe-tini in that picture you mentioned too!

Frankie Girl

Sooky said...

Great picture Tubey, Humans are stupid,

IndyPindy said...

Oh, that is a great picture! Very handsome. Red and White Huskies RULE!

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, that was all Stormy's action there. She said she looked at UGA's logo and adapted it for my logo! Cool huh? she is so talented!

Khady Lynn said...

Poor Lex, he'll never be as smart as you. Which why we are all happy YOU are going to be the next president!

Love the pic! You look so handsome!