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Sunday, July 29, 2007

Stupid Shirt Wearing


So on Friday night there were some stupid thunder storms. My Human decided to give the shirt trick a try to see if Lex and I were calmer.

Lex was really proud of how he looked in his shirt:

And then Lex said to me sarcastically, "Heh, nice shirt." I told him that he was stupid.

Rooie didn't want to have any part of the shirt wearing and made it very clear to my Human:


Kapp pack said...

Sounds like Roo Roo was the only smart one....why did you let the stoopid humans catch you??? Plan out your getaway for next time.

-Kelsey Ann

The Brat Pack said...

Lex kinda looks like a Hooters girl.


Princess Eva and Brice said...

We think you look cute in your shirts.

Tasha isn't scared of storms so she doesn't have to wear one.

Belly rubs,

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Kelsey Ann, I was trapped!!!!!!!!

Thrawn, maybe Lex can get a job.

Eva, I'm not admitting to being scared of storms. But Lex is and he's stupid, so I yell at him. And it's his fault that it storms, so I yell at him about that!

Ender said...

I have never heard of this wearing a shirt thing during thunderstorms? Is it supposed to distract you? What's next, pants?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ender, I don't know what it's supposed to do.

Oh, I hope no pants!

Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

Uhhmmm ... were you calmer?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

If calm means puzzled and irritated, then yes!

Sasha said...

Shirts are stupid. I've had to wear them before too.
And storms are even stupider.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Sasha, when I'm president I'm banning storms and shirts on dogs.

I'm not banning all shirts, however. 'Cause who wants humans running around without shirts on? Ewwwww!

Khady Lynn said...

As long as it works, and anypup who is a bit frightened of storms feels better, that's what really counts. At least RooRoo was spared! I see she likes to lay like I do with her paws crossed like a perfect lady!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Lex looks happy to be in the shirt. You look annoyed. We aren't scared of storms which is good because I bet I wouldn't like a shirt.


Deanna said...

We are having a storm right now, and Dakota is panting like she just ran a marathon.

Why didn't you get the pretty red shirt?

Sasha said...

Important point, Turbo.
Only dog shirts should be banned. Humans should definitely wear shirts.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Holly, Roo Roo may look like a perfect lady, but she doesn't always act like one!

Steve, you nailed it with Lex and me. I hope you never wear a shirt!

Cubby, storms are stupid! It was actually an orange shirt, so it didn't look good with my fur.

Sasha, thanks for your comments. Humans invented the shirts so they should wear them!

Ivy said...

shirts are worn by peepol and peepol are stupid so shirts must be stupid too. peepol shud always wear theyr shirts to mark them as stupid. i agree wif you tubey.

Anonymous said...

Turbo.. I must say that you do look handsome in your shirt. Shows off your muscles!