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Sunday, June 08, 2008



My Human is feeling better.

But it is still hot and stupid outside.

My Human is reading John Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath. It's taken her about 5 years, so far.

My Human found a blog she's obsessed with.

I got a paper towel tube, but Meepie took it from me.

The ants are marching 1 by 1. Hurrah. Hurrah.

I think it's stupid that the US government is eliminating analog television broadcasting.

AND I think it is stupid that the US government is giving every American human a $40 coupon to get a converter for their analog TV to be able to recieve digital signals. I can think of many things better to do with $990,000,000 the goverment has allocated to the conversion...like let the US tax paying public keep it!


Shmoo said...

My human is hot and angry about many things.

We have ants too, what's up with that.

The government is stupid, please fix it when you are in charge or I'll have to assign ferrets to create new rules (as ferrets like making new rules, but we may all end up rolling around in little wheels or something)


The Army of Four said...

I can't WAIT for you to get elected and ban small 's' storms!!! I am SO tired of small 't' thunder, lightning, hail, tornadoes, sirens, and rain! And hot weather!
Go team Tubey!
Tail wags,

Kathryn and Ari said...

It's even hot in Maine now, too! We think that's pretty stupid. Tell Meepie stupid weather is no excuse to steal TP tubes. It is, however, a great excuse to read about the Joads: these days, another dustbowl doesn't seem too far off!

Teddy Westlife said...

You are so wise, Dr Tubey. I have learnt so many things from you. When is the final election for the new president (you)?

Huffle Mason, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Purrr S: It is not hot in Melbourne (in fact it's quite cold) so please feel free to come and visit.

Noah the Airedale said...

It's not hot here Turbo infact it's rather cold. Come down under matie...get away from that unbearable heat.

Hugs and tail wags

Princess Patches said...

We can't wait till you take over the world, Tubey! Maybe, then our government won't do such stupid stuff with all our money...like sending us a letter telling us that we will be getting an economic stimulus check. Just SEND the stupid check!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Marley said...

Woo. Humans really are painfully stupid. As is the weather.

Double Woo.

Simcha said...

Red Sibes rule! It's about time we rule over the stooopid humans too.

First thing I'd like to see banned...Groomers.


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

A few more pieces and the tube will be empty -

Do woo want me to ship it??


Jan said...

hehe Our human has been reading The Good Earth for 20 years and still hasn't finished it. She starts it and throws it across the room from time to time.

Dexter said...

My, you certainly have strong opinions. Grapes of Wrath is too sad. That is why it takes your mom so long to read it, she needs recovery time between chapters.

I think all the bloggy dogs are getting roasted this week with the weird weather.


-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Our mommy has been feeling a little icky cuz it's been so hot-hot-hot in PGH. Her asthma was bothering her. Luckily daddy put the air conditioning on fur her. We haven't wanted to go outside much. Tubey, when you are elected we knows you wouldn't let the government throw money away!

-Cosmos & Juneau-

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Can I trade my box elder bugs for your ants? I'll throw in a paper towel tube or two.

Princess Eva