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Sunday, November 26, 2006

A Thing Or Two


As I've mentioned a couple times previously, I have seizures. I had one on Saturday. Usually I'll have them inside, but on Saturday I had one outside. Fortunately my Human noticed and she came outside to sit by me. But you want to know what that stupid Roo Roo was doing? She was sneaking up on me and grabbing my back. She wanted to pull me around the yard while I was incapacitated! My Human had to take time out from sitting with me to stick Roo Roo in her box. Roo Roo's stupid, so when I recovered I yelled at her and clobbered her!

Also, Lex walked by while I was incapacitated. He thought I didn't see him, but I did. So I growled at him as best I could!

Then last night when my Human was preparing our dinner, I decided to yell at Fargo. JUST 'CAUSE I COULD! Meepie yelled at me for that! So my Human proceded to deliver our dinner, and Fargo decided to act like he was injured. I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM!!! much! Fargo started crying and carrying on just to get attention from my Human. My Human checked and determined that Fargo was okay, so she continued to deliver our food. Fargo kept following her and crying. But then as soon as she delivered his meal, he wagged his tail and gave her a kiss and then ate all his food!

Why's everyone so stupid?!


IndyPindy said...

Nice Andy Warhol style art! Hey, we Huskies sometimes act like drama queens to get attention. Maybe Fargo wanted his food first? Or was hoping for an extra treat?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

My Human loves the Warhol.

Fargo said it worked. He did get extra treats.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ranger, you're right about the stupidity of seizures!

No, I'm not in charge. Dr. Misha Meepenstein is the alpha in our pack.

Freda said...

Hey Tubey,

Sorry to hear about your seizure. Glad you have sooo manys there to "help" you.

I think they were tryin' to take advantage of your situation, but also showin' their concern in their own way.

Maybe you should stop watchin' your C-A-T-S play footsball OR watchin' your humans watchin' the C-A-T-S.

Take care mein Freund.


Anonymous said...

Oh Tubey! I'm so sorry you have seizures! Abby use to have them too, but she has been on medication called Potassium Bromide since 1997, and has never had another one! Does your human have you on any medication?


Anonymous said...

I get those icky seizures sometimes too. My mommy massages my eyelids to relax me and sings to me. I let her think it helps cuz it feels good.

Bussie Kissies

Dakota said...

Tubey -
I'm glad you were OK after the seizure. I have them too, but I've been pretty lucky and haven't had one for about five years. The Dr says that I maybe grew out of them. I should have Meeps check me out though, don't you think?

PS - I love the pop Tubey!


Anonymous said...

Oh, Tubey, Tubey, TUBEY! Are you OK? I sure hope so! What does Dr. Meepenstein woo about your condition? I'll bet your family was just concerned about you - like Ranger said! It's just sometimes it comes out wrong.
I love the pop art! Very retro!
Love and all things good and happy,

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Freda, thanks. Football season is almost over. My Human doesn't really care about the C-A-T-S basketball season till March.

Holly, I'm not on medicine yet. My vet is monitoring the situation.

Buster, my Human gives me attention too. It does feel good.

Dakota, although Meeps is a practitioner of the medical arts, he has a lousy bedside manner. He growls at me when I get the hiccups!

Amber, Dr Meepenstein came over and sniffed my butt during the seizure, but he hasn't given me the report yet.

Tin Tin Blogdog said...

Glad to hear you're ok now, Turbo doog.

As for your pop art: wonderful.

In which museum do you plan to hang it?

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Tin Tin, I plan on submitting it to the Warhol museum in Pittsburg!

Fu Fu said...

Oh boy. Turbo, you get seizures. I hope you are better now. I like the Andy Warhol design of you. :)

~ fufu

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Poor Tubey - those seizures sure sound STUPID ! I hope that you are okay now.


Tierre Williams said...

Good morning! I hope you're okay now. Love the pop art.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Fufu, my seizures come and go. I have about 1 a month.

Opy & C-Bux, you both are right about seizures being stupid!!!

Tierre, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Oh Tubey, if you are having seizures that often, you should probably be on meds! Here is a link for the medication my step-sister Abby is on. http://www.canine-epilepsy-guardian-angels.com/potassium_bromide.htm
It works wonderfully, and for her, has no side affects (she weighs 70 pounds and is on 2cc's twice a day mixed with some canned food). After Abby's second seizure our vet immediatly put her on the Potassium Bromide, and she has never had another. You should definitely talk to your vet about meds. My mom would not be able to handle watching those scary things happen on a monthly basis.


Anonymous said...

How rude of Roo Roo, she had that clobering coming for sure! Good thing your Mom saw you, that would've been even scarier alone!
Face Licks, M&M