You Can Vote For Me!

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So, the exceptionally wise company Purina selected a photo of me to compete. I'm not sure what I'm competing for, but if you like the picture below of me you can vote for it by clicking this link or the afore mentinoned photo. As you can see, I'm looking at an especially cute picture of me. A vote for me supports world cuteness!!!!

For Marigold: Meet The Neighbors!

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My good friend Marigold wanted to know what type of camera my Human got. It's a Sony Alpha 200 Digital SLR. She got it and a couple of zoom lenses. In honor of Marigold, here's some pictures of some of our next door neighbors.

C'est Moi

New Camera

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So my Human bought a new camera. Unfortunately the weather has not cooperated. It's been raining. So, she hasn't taken as many photographs as she'd like. She only took 3 of me so far!

Brak & Me

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My Human has been sad the last couple days because of the death of a friend. I decided to bring a smile to her face by posing for a picture with Brak.

Hints for Pups - #1

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I have decided that my Human should not be the only one imparting hints to the masses. So, today I present to you the first in a series of hints that I will have for pups. I thought of it this morning when I was staring at a bowl that had previously contained oatmeal. I realized that the harder you stare at something, the more likely that it will be yours.

I decided that it was more important for me to jot this hint down, so I abandoned my quest of the oatmeal bowl.

I make sacrifices to educate the pups.

Please remember that.

"Music"

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I found a website where you can put in a website and convert it to music. If you click on this link, you can hear what the World of Turbo sounds like! Of course it isn't as beawootiful as a husky's voice.

I also put in the stupid vacuum cleaner's blog address in the site. Not surprising, it was as annoying as a vacuum cleaner's voice!

I don't understand exactly how the site processes websites, but there is an "About" link on the page.

Taxes Are Stupid...

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But I'm very cute!

A Favorite Thing

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Another Way Humans Are Inferior To Dogs

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I have a new husky blogging friend, Demon Flash Bandit. He is quite the thinking dog. Today he got me thinking of the multiple ways that dogs are superior to humans. He mentioned the weird way they eat; woo know, by using sporks and things.

So, I thought I'd mention that dogs have superior snooters. The picture on the left is of me standing in the doorway smelling cows and goats. They live next "door." Human snooters can't smell things unless those things are right in front of them.

Look Me In My Eyes...

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Huskies Win!

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It's a good week for huskies. First, Dubs the U of Washington mascot is takes 1st place in the 2010 NCAA competition. And then the woman basketball huskies of Connecticut win 1st place in the 2010 NCAA woman basketball competition! I think these are signs of my victory for US Congress in the Fall. Woooo!

Here is a picture of all of us (except for Lex) celebrating the husky victories:

Reasons That Spring Can Be Stupid

1. The snow goes away.
2. It gets warmer. Sometimes even hot.
3. Lightning.
4. Thunder.
5. Ticks
6. Mosquitos.
7. Frogs (I let Lex add that one. I don't really care about the frogs, but Lex does. He's scared of spring peeper frogs!)
8. Rain storms (But the upside is that there is then mud. Nothing wrong with mud!)
9. Lightning AND thunder combined.

What's Going On

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I found out about a Sibe who ran off in North Dakota 5 months ago. She ended up 1,700 miles away in Los Angeles. Her family is very happy to have Bonnie back! In honor of that no longer lost Sibe, I am putting a picture of me looking very cute on this post.

In other news, it's starting to get hot. As you should know, I do not like hot weather.

Also, my Human cooked salmon today for lunch. But she did not share it with me. I find that very inappropriate!

And in closing, I allowed all of my other pack mates to improve the looks of their blogs. I even allowed them to each post something. I am very generous. If you feel like visiting them, I am closing with their linked blog names:

• Fargo’s Words
• (Not) Everyday Tails of Roo
• Dr. Misha Meepenstein’s Journal
• Lex’s Top Secret Blog
• Dyson Animal Stories
• World of Turbo’s Human

No Historical Dog In MO

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There was an article in our local newspaper that Missouri's House of Representatives decided that they weren't going to have a official State Historical Dog. A couple 4th Grade humans had asked Rep. Jason Brown, Republican from Platte City to honor Seaman, the Newfie who accompanied Lewis and Clark on their trip across the USA 200 human years ago.

I want to quote what Rep. Jake Zimmerman, Democrat from Olivette, MO had to say:

"Do we need a state historical dog?" Zimmerman said. "Really, can't we just say it's enough?"

And then the article quotes another Representative, Vicki Englund, Democrat from St. Louis:

"If we're going to have an official dead dog of Missouri, we should make sure it actually came to Missouri,"

Pup, talk about insensitive!

I have not been asked to give a comment yet, but I will give you a preview: "Representatives Zimmerman & Englund are stupid!"

And then I will go on to offer to be the State Official Current Dog. I don't know why they'd turn me down.

DWB Design Contest

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After a bit of a hiatus, Dogs With Blogs is reopening for business. First of all, all you dogs who have blogs who have not previously joined the DWB community, now is a good time. What is Dogs With Blogs? Well, it's a gathering place of dogs all over the world who have blogs. Without this site, I would not have made lots of good dog friends and I would not have launched my candidacy for the US Presidency and now the US House of Representatives. On the DWB website, you can play games, you can watch dog's video channels, and you can even shop!

My good friends Benson J Puppypaws, Opy, and their humans got a great idea to have a contest. Here is what the Brooke human said on Opy's blog:

We are hoping all our members may be able to help us do this. What we want is any of the following -

* Send us a pic of your dog with what you think represents DWB (could be your dog sitting at a computer, or playing with other dogs, or reading a blog etc etc - use your imagination)

* Design a new DWB banner for us - incorporate your dog, or whatever you thing symbolises DWB.

There are two categories that we need to fill - we need to create a new DWB Banner for the front page, and also a new banner for The Bone Zone. Banner shapes should be organic, not rectangular.

Please note - all entries should be original and not based on any existing 3rd party marketing which may cause us to receive infringement of intellectual property action, again :)

Please send your submissions to -

opyatgruffpuppydotcomdotau (without "the bits")

Submissions open immediately and run through to April 15th - and then Greg and I will make our decision as to who has come up with the best banners.

Come on everyone - please help us get DWB back on track !

Remember - doesn't matter if you aren't a 'graphic genius', send us a photo with an idea - just contribute !

Also, we have "unlocked" the DWB Bone Zone award nominations - so, off we go again - please nominate over at the Bone Zone for Awesome Blog Award, Post of the Month, and Photo of the Month. Let's get this moving !

Thanks everypup.

Brooke

So, get crackin', dogs! You can download the official DWB font by clicking on the words below:

Vacuuming Visitors

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We had some visitors from the Great State of Iowa (what makes it great is that I was born there). The visitors were 2 humans: One of them had gone to high school with my Human. The other was the son of that human. I have to admit that it was a lot of fun having a human to play with who was 13 years old.

When it was time for the Iowa humans to leave, my Human vacuumed our fluff off them. I'm very sorry they had to endure the Dyson!

The adult Iowa human referred to us as a "MultiHusky Entertainment System."

Expedition

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TurboCare

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I've noticed that a lot of humans are upset that a bunch of humans in Congress approved some bill having something to do with human health care. Obviously what would make the American unhappy humans happier is if animals got involved with reforming their health care. I have been working on an ad campaign. Here's a preview:


I will need some input from my dog, cat, and goat friends on how they would like to mold human health care. But I have a few ideas.

Improve waiting rooms - I think that the waiting areas for the humans at there doctors' offices should be crates. I know from personal experience that the humans would feel more secure and safe in a crate. This picture I found shows how a crate could be used in a pediatric clinic. It's a bit of a snug fit, but I think you get the general idea:


E-Collars for humans - We all know what fun it is to wear the cones after we have had some sort of medical treatment. This is something that humans will get to wear under my health care initiative.


I am also going to have them tweaked for animals. The "E" in the Collar with now be the same sort of "E" you have in e-mail. That's right, we will now have wireless mail with our collars.


Improved Staffing - My final idea that I came up with today is that humans' medical offices must be staffed with animals as well as humans. This could be quite helpful in multiple ways such as making humans feel calmer as well as Kleenex disposal.

National Corndog Day 2010

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March is a month full of lots of special days. First we had my birthday, then St. Patrick's Day, and now National Corndog Day. I think I said it best 2 years ago when I said:

Corndogs are a valuable part of our economy. Please encourage your humans to purchase as many corndogs as they can. They are tasty. They are on a stick. And they have "dog" in their name. I ask woo, what is not to love?

I want to restate a position I held when I was running for President. When I am elected, I will introduce legislation to have 7 times as many holidays each year.