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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

2 Stupid Dogs: Should We Sue?

We were watching TV recently and discovered this show that is a definite defamation of character of dogkind! It's called 2 Stupid Dogs. The main characters are 2 canines that are portrayed as idiots! I have never known any dogs that are as idiotic as these 2, not even Lex. The bigger of the 2 dogs is "smarter," but he is also apparently lazier. (Notice that I have the word smarter in quotation marks. He's not all that smart, either.) The smaller dog is hyper and an idiot!

Occasionally there are these cats that pop up in the episode. The smaller dog is terrified of the cats and screams whenever he sees a cat.

This show also has a stupid running gag with the big dog coughing up a corn cob. As all of us dogs know, it's very dangerous to eat a whole corn cob.

Ivy, if you're reading this, BEWARE!! This cartoon also features a segment called "Super Secret Secret Squirrel."

I'll close with a picture of Lex as a pup. No reason.

2 comments:

Woofwoof said...

Don't worry. The actor who plays the voice of the Big Dog is Brad Garrett who appeared in B-grade movies like "Tom and Jerry Blasts off to Mars." Serious. He is a cat in disguise, so yes, he's got to be stupid.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Wow! That explains so much!