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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Sad Tubey


You will see above a picture of a sad Tubey. Why am I sad? My stupid Human told me that I couldn't yell at that stupid Lex anymore. I tried telling her that I'm the Tube Wolf, and that's what I do. But she said that she didn't care. She told me that I had to stop aggravating Lex. I overheard her telling some stupid human friend of hers that she was trying to act less like me--my Human is actually going to try to be nicer to people.

So, I guess I'll try to be nicer, but it's not going to be easy. Isn't it supposed to be all about me, Me, ME?

6 comments:

Dakota said...

Tubey -
Don't be sad. My mom hollers at me all the time because I am not nice to Bandit. I curse at him for being a ball hog. I bite his tail when my mom is playing with us (she should be playing with me and only me) and I tease him with biscuits (I don't much care for them - I'm a cheese girl - but that doesn't mean he can have mine). But, it's better to leave Bandit be than have mom mad at me. So, it's OK to let Lex have a little time where you are nicer to him. Look at it this way - maybe Lex will share somthing with you. Bandit sometimes lets me have his cheese - particularly when I beat him to his share!!!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Your word of advise are good to read (especially about the cheese).

I will try to be nicer to Lex. That's all I can do.

Ender said...

Sad, sad Turbo indeed! Maybe you are not the problem, maybe Lex is the problem but plays the victim and makes your human think that you are out to get everyone. But there is this thought...you catch more bees with honey than vinegar! Sibling rivalry, I don't know anything about that! Good luck at being nice, it will be like turning over a new leaf, er, paw!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yeah, Ender, that's it. Lex loves playing the victim. Maybe I need to just lay around and whine all day like Lex.

Woofwoof said...

Awwww, such sad faces. Ask Fargo to tell you a joke.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Fargo told me this joke, "How many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "Who cares? Who wants to look at a cat, anyway."