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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Turbo Thoughts

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I was thinking about stuff today while I was waiting for my Human to return with the pastries.

Why aren't there any car makes or models named after dogs? Seriously (siriusly) why not!? A bunch of other stupid animals have car types: Impalas, cougars, jaguars, skylark, rabbits... And they name cars after stupid nonsense words: Integra, Reatta, Escalade...IT'S GOTTA BE A CONSPIRACY!!!!

How many dogs do you see riding around in a car? LOTS!!! How many thunderbirds are riding in cars? NONE!!!

So if we had a car named after Siberian huskies, what type would it be? I'm inclined to go with the Subaru Outback. They're rugged, outdoorsy, not super big or super small. What do you guys think? Please post your suggestions.

13 comments:

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yeah. I think it would be a good idea to have windshield wipers on the inside to clean nose prints.

Koda said...

I think the Outback is the perfect choice. It is very agile with it's 4 wheel drive and can go just about anywhere. Siberian Outback would be a great name for it.

Get the pack together and let's email Subaru!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I think the Subaruians would be so overwhelmed by our compelling arguement that we'd each get an Outback for free!

JS Fuller said...

Heh heh! You're pretty funny, cat!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

B.O.P., say do you want to come over? You can be my bestest preymate...er, make that PLAYmate!

Fu Fu said...

Hey Turbo,
That does sound like a great idea.
In fact they should name a car after you. TURBO. ;)

~ fufu

Macie-Malechai said...

There are 5 cats in our house & when they talk like that, we lick ALL their stuff, boy does that get em miffed, takes them days to get our dog smell off all their "precious" cat junk. Our Mom has a Jeep Wrangler, we love it when the top is down, it's like a really fast walk but we don't have to move, we could rename it the Jeep Huskler?! Easy, we're only babies....

Jack & Moo said...

Hey! Our mom bought an Outback to haul our furry butts around in . It IS the perfect husky-hauler. "Siberian Outback" sounds good to us too!

Her new license plate starts with "DHV" , which she says stands for "Designated Vehicle for Huskies" Isn't that clever?

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Fu Fu, I like the sound of that! You should have your own car model, too!

Macie-Malechai, cats are stupid! I like the name "Jeep Huskler."

Cyber-sibes, do you think that the Subaruian car company will give us a free one if we give them our good ideas?

IndyPindy said...

Um, Tubey, what are you doing in that photo? It looks like you are doing #2.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Naw, just sitting. Not the other thing.

IndyPindy said...

Ah. It's an odd picture, it looks like you are squatting. I thought maybe you had your "deep thoughts" during potty time, like humans do.

Shmoo said...

It is the human woman's opinion that the 1985 Dodge Colt is the perfect husky-mobile. It only ran when it wanted to, refused to run when it didn't want to. Would unexpectedly need something very expensive without warning, and once when it got wet, smelled really bad inside (like Loki when he farts).

Meeshka
(I prefer the 4-runner with heated leather seats, thank you)