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Monday, June 25, 2007

Tubey Facts


1. Your age? 4.25 years

2. Your age when came to live with your people? 9 weeks

3. What color is the collar you're wearing right now? multi colored with lizards on it

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with? people are okay, but I don't have a favorite

5. How much do you weigh? 45 pounds

6. Most expensive thing you've ever chewed up? I don't destroy things

7. Do you like other Dogs? some dogs…as long as they don't want my Human's attention

8. Who is your best non-human friend? Roo Roo

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls? squeaky toys

10. Do you like to be brushed? yes

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese? yes!

12. Do your people cut your toenails? yep

13. Any formal education? I had puppy kindergarten and basic obedience 1

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny? both

15. Five nicknames your people call you: Tubey, Tibby, Tube Wolf, Turboo, Tub Tub

16. What is your best trick? walking on the back of the couch

17. Do you like kitties? not if they are getting my Human's attention

18. What did you have for breakfast? my Human dropped a chocolate cookie out of the oven and I got to lick the floor

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? no

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.? November

21. Where do you sleep at night? I like sleeping on my Human's bed if she's there

22. Do you like to swim? yes

23. Can you make puppies? yes, but I'm not going to

24. Do you give kisses? yes

25. Can you potty on command? yes, if the command is "no Tubey! Don't pee on that!"

26. To Cuz or not to Cuz? Definitely to Cuz!!!!!!!!!


Roxie, Sammy, Andy and Shermie said...

We get yelled at if we look like we are even thinking about getting on the back of the couch. You are so lucky that you can do it as a trick. And you are sooo well trained to pee on demand. (Roxie peed on Mom's bed this morning. The sheets are already in the washing machine. The comforter is next.)

Roxie (in the dog house), Sammy & Andy

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I once lifted my leg and peed on the outside of the bathtub while my Human was in it. She was overjoyed!!! I could tell by her tone!

Annebelle said...

Turbo, that is hilarious! I don't mess in the house unless I am not feeling well or am REALLY angry with my girl. That does not happen much though.

Anonymous said...

Oh Turbo... lifting your leg on the bathtub! Oh no. Oh, I love your waiting on the back of the couch photo!!!!

MaPaw said...

I would have guessed you were 65 pounds. It must be your larger than life personality that makes you seem bigger.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Yeah, I'm a little guy in size, but I make up for it in many ways!

IndyPindy said...

Very interesting. Wow, you are little!

Khady Lynn said...

Thanks for sharing your info! I like the peeing on the bathtub thing, that's too funny!!

You do look bigger than 45 pounds. Maybe your human should start feeding you more!! You can always come live with me! We get plenty of food here, so I'm sure my human will fatten your up. She did me!


Deanna said...

Dakota walks on the back of the couch, too! Funny joke!