Zim of the Army of 4 asked me about my Iowa campaign--if I was going up there or if the Iowans would be coming to me. That is a very good question. I've decided not to go to Iowa. If you were to ask the fine and noble citizens of Iowa, they would tell you that they are tired of all of the stupid politicians coming up there and annoying them. I pay attention to what I hear. I am not running ads on TV or on the radio because I don't want to annoy the Iowans.
I was born in Iowa, so that makes me the "favorite son." Or something like that.
Not surprisingly, 3 human citizens and 1 canine citizen of the fine State of Iowa are coming to visit me this Sunday.
Zim also asked me if when I'm President there can be an ocean in Kansas. I was asked in a follow up question by Tucker of the Brat Pack if there could also be one in Dallas. I'm happy to announce that the answer to both these questions is "yes." There can be oceans wherever dogs want them...or no oceans where dogs don't want them!
5 comments:
Oh, cool, Tubey! Thanks! I can't wait 'til you win the election and become President!
I didn't know you were born in Iowa! That should get you extra votes!
Play bows,
Zim
Wow!
Lokhal Iowa SiberMale makes good in Kholumbia Missouri!!
Time to khaukhus!!!
Wags and Wuv,
Khyra
Khampaign Khoordinator
Tubey '08
Steak on every plate is his NEW motto;
Green beans, Green Bay, or bust!
Mom's so relieved you're running for president! Now she knows who to vote for.
ECHO
Actually we would welcome some Turbo Stumping. It would be extremely refreshing to hear how things really should be for us Sibes n Mals instead of all the blah-blah-blah about what the bi-peds want!!!
Woo are welcome anytime!!
Summi
I wouldn't mute your commercials if you had them! Those other idiots are just stupid so don't deserve to be heard non stop, all the time! Boy that gets annoying!
I think Khyra is running a great khampaign so far!
Holly
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