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Friday, April 07, 2006

"What Breed Are You?"

We were looking through my Human's e-mail and saw a discussion on that group that likes to discuss their huskies on an internet quiz that humans can take to determine what breed they would be if they were fortunate enough to be a dog.

Their take on Siberian huskies is a bit insulting!

Hey there, lost your marbles? You're a space cadet! You forget people's names easily, forget where you put things, and sitting through an opera - well, forget it. But you're no bonehead - your mind just wanders. Your nature assures you'll never hold grudges and you don't sweat the small stuff. You avoid making enemies by not being one to sniff around someone else's business.

I think we need to come up with a quiz for those of us of the canine persuasion to take to determine what type of human we'd be. (Dog forbid!!!)

8 comments:

Woofwoof said...

I took the quiz and came up with:

"Woof, you are a golden retriever: You're the most laidback, loyal friend anyone could ask for. Easygoing and reliable, we're as likely to find you outdoors with a Frisbee as spending a lazy Sunday on the couch. You're brainy and sporty, and your expressive eyes convey your sensitivity to other people's feelings. Just don't let anyone take advantage of your kindness and you'll be top dog."

Made me blush, although I swear that is the perfect description for a Siberian Husky. OK, everything but the "reliable" part.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

What do you do with the Frisbee? Do you chase it and then return it to a human or do you destroy it?

Woofwoof said...

I didn't get the Frisbee question. It seems that each time you take the quiz, 80% of the questions stay the same and 20% are new. Sometimes none of the answers fit so I try to choose the closest one.

But my answer would have been to steal the Frisbee, dig a hole and hide it, and come back and chew it later, as an after-dinner dessert. With a dollop of Cheez-It. I'll bet they don't have that answer.

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

I would lie down with the Frisbee in front of me and guard it so that no one else could take it.

Unknown said...

My Mummy took the test and she found out she would be a Golden Retriever if she was a dog!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

My Human got Norwich terrior on her try.

Ender said...

My dad took this quiz and he is a Siberian Husky!

Obviously he didn't get all the answers right, because otherwise he would have been an American Eskimo Dog like me, but I figure he probably only missed one question, so that makes him a Siberian Husky!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Hey now, Ender! ;-)