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Friday, October 12, 2007

Campaign Story


October 12, 2007, 5:13 pm
Turbo Calls for an End to Human Occupation of White House
By Aurora Borealis

LARGE-O, Md. - Of all the reasons Hurricane Akara Turbofire impresses upon voters why he should be elected president, he offered a new one here last night: "We've had enough humans in the White House."

At an outdoor rally on the campus of Queen Meeshka University, which sits just outside the city limits of Washington, Mr. Turbo told about 2,000 supporters that he would usher in a fresh era of optimism. To the cheering crowd, he declared: "We need someone canine!"

Mr. Turbo, of course, did not elaborate on either statement. But he made both of the remarks near the portion of his speech when he mentioned all the human candidates by name, reprising their disagreement over meeting with foreign dictators. He also reminded those in the crowd, as he does when he travels across the country, that "it's not enough just to change parties, we’ve got to change our species."

So who was Mr. Turbo referring to when he uttered the word "human?" That, apparently, was left for voters to discern for themselves.


Shmoo said...

I wanted to thank you for coming to my college and sharing your views and vision for a human-free White House today.

Queen Meeshka Community College was created to give equal education opportunities to the furry and feathered who have been on the leash of oppression for too many years.

It is time to remove the fur-less from power, assert our strength, and provide livergreat to everyone.

Queen Meeshka
(ruler of the fluffy)

Mary-Margaret O'Brien said...

I vote for Turbo. He would be a PAWSitively GRRReat President.

I have TAGGED you, too. (hee hee) Come to my blog and see the rules, and then you get to tag someone too. I'm so glad we're friends.

Love, Mary-Margaret

The Army of Four said...

Our dad teaches for a group of on-line colleges. Maybe you could hold a rally there, too. Though I'm not sure where "there" is .... !
Play bows,
PS: I really need to check with Stormy on this!

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Go Turbo!!

Khady Lynn said...

Turbo, it is so great to see your group of followers growing!! You definitely need more platform time to reach your constituants!


Unknown said...

I think we also need someone canine to be the next Brazilian president. We've tried lots of humans and asses (take the meaning you prefer) so far and it has not worked!