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Wednesday, October 17, 2007



Get this! So last night my Human was sleeping. I thought it would be really funny if I stared at her till she woke up. So I got really close to her face and stared. She woke up and I acted like I was happy to see her. She let us go outside to pee. (Sidebar item: there were no stupid no-possums out there last night.) We all came back inside and we all went back to sleep.

So then an hour or so later I stared at her again till she woke up. Same thing as before.

And so I did it again maybe 2 hours later and again we all went outside. And came back in and went back to sleep.

Finally I was staring at her and she woke up, but didn't get up. So I decided to was a good time to practice "walk on the human balance beam." That's my newest Sibe Olympic sport. She got up then!

We laughed about my Human all day!


Shmoo said...

Next time try the "bounce on the human woman" its almost as fun as the balance beam human woman because they usually make the oddest noises.


Khady Lynn said...

Good job keeping your human up most of the night. Nice balance beam trick too. I've never tried that one.


Nessa Happens said...

I like to prop my chin on my human's mattress right next to her face and then BREATHE on her until the sheer force of my stare wakes her up. Then I start licking.

The Brat Pack said...

We're so on the same page, I've been pulling the 3:30 am thing every morning since it's getting cooler out. It rocks.


Amici said...

Personally, I like to jump on my human's head....especially if she puts the covers over it (she is just asking for it huh). Going outside at the wee hours of the morning is fun!

Bama said...

Howrooo Tubey!
We LOVE gettin our humans up in the middle of the night, too. Mikki is the best, she'll make 'em get up just so she can go sit in the backyard and gaze at the stars, howroorooroo.
I'm not nearly so subtle, I put one paw on each of mom's shoulders, hold her down, and 'wash' her face for her until she pushs me away & gets up, howrooroo. (Someone has to make sure her face gets washed upon waking, if she'd just open her mouth I'd clean her teeth for her, too....)
Bama & the RHP