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Monday, October 29, 2007

Turbo Cuts Off 'Stupid' CBS Interview


NEW YORK (Dog Press) - Presidential candidate Huricane Akara Turbofire abruptly ended a "60 Minutes" interview aimed at introducing him to U.S. audiences, dubbing it "stupid" and a "big mistake" and refusing to answer questions about human celebrities.

Before the CBS news show interview even began, Turbo called his press secretary "an imbecile" for arranging the session on a busy day.

"I don't have the time. I have a big job to do, I have a schedule," Turbo woo'ed through a translator before the interview began. In English, he added: "Very busy. Very busy."

In the interview conducted earlier this month and aired Sunday night, he candidly discussed what he likes. But he grew frustrated when asked about his opinions on subjects like Britney Spears.

"If I had to say something about Ms. Spears, I would certainly not do so here," Turbo replied.

Before he broke off the interview, Turbo was asked about what he would like the American humans to know about him. "I want the humans to know that they can count on me," he said.

Turbo said he admired some humans' work ethic and the opportunities for advancement in the country, irrespective of class or background. But that there was still discrimination against non-humans.


Khady Lynn said...

Way to end the interview with the stupid humans! They generally don't know what they are talking about anyway!


Joe Stains said...

you were right to end that interview, the humans are so silly with their 'important concerns'

The Army of Four said...

Ha roo roo roo! You and Monsieur Sarkozy are GREAT! Ha roo roo roo!
Tubey, you might like the Tuesday post I just put up. :)
Play bows,

Marley said...


There is something very French about that, and I can't figure out what!!!!


Shmoo said...

I don't blame you. Did you see that interviewer's hair? What, does she think she's 20 with those bags under her eyes?

Good for you!

(the queen won't entertain stupid interviews, the humans will bend to my will and not question me)

Bama said...

Perfect decision Tubey, sounds like mostly imbecilic questions to us! Woo were very diplomatic in your answer about Ms Spears, we'd have told them "I wouldn't trust her with a puppy! A stuffed puppy at that!) Some humans worry about the stupidist stuff!!
Bama & the RHP

Jack & Moo said...

Wooos to yous for a great interview! You are much more candid & honest than most bi-peds.

Wooos & a-roos,
Star & Jack

Anonymous said...

Oh Turbo... we always wait with baited breath to see what you have to say in the interviews! can't wait to vote for ya :)

D'Azul Siberian said...

Hey Unkey Tubey, we actually got on your blog and see your campaign is going great. Usually our dial up is so slow we can't get on. We think as President you should require broadband high speed be provided to every siberian.

Eddie and Selena

Ivy said...

hey hey tubey. i totally wud haf cut off that interview too. it wuz going from stupid to stupider reel fast.

luv ivy

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...
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-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Yeah-woo Tubey, you were right in cutting off the interview. They weren't asking the important questions fur yur candidacy. Like Britney Spears is an important topic, yeah right!

Mimi Lenox said...

Oh my gosh, that was hysterical.