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Thursday, October 25, 2007

No Fun!


(Please note that this photo was not taken last night.) My Human is no fun. Which of course means that she is stupid. Last night she forced me to sleep in my box at about 3AM. She thought that I was being inappropriate. I thought it was a good time to walk all over her. I also thought it was a good time to yell at Meepie.

My Human thought differently!

So I had to spend the rest of the night in my box and Rooie had to spend the rest of the night in her box.

And that stupid Lex got to sleep near my Human!

But I did decide that my theme song is These Boots Were Made For Walking. But I've changed the lyrics:

This Tube's been made for walking, and that's just what I'll do.
One of these days this Tube is gonna walk all over you.


Marley said...

Walking on humans in the middle of the night is what everysibe is SUPPOSED to do. AND kicking!!! Kicking your human is also a priority!

You should have yelled at her for being stupid when she put you in your box!!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

What a great new song!


Kapp pack said...

Great HULA manuevers! I like to not only walk on mom but I sleep on her feet. She said she's glad winter is coming so I can at least be useful and keep her feet warm.

Puppy slurps, Canyon

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Woo are welkhome to khome be wiff me in PA!

We are within 2-3 hours of The Bloomsburg Huskies - I'll take the keys to the Xterra and we'll do a game!

Woo khan sleep wiff my hu-mom - I start out wiff her but move to the floor tout suite!



P.S. Would woo be blog pals wiff me?

Joe Stains said...

humans are so NOT fun!? I really don't understand why they are SO selfish!

Bama said...

Woo are welcome to come to our den, too. Our humans would never put you out of bed, they know we'd make THEM sleep on the floor if they tried.
Took ya long enough to come up with your theme song, but it was worth the wait, VERY appropriate! Glad you waited until you had the perfect song.
Bama & the RHP

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Woo-hoo Tubey, you are a riot! Wuv yur new song, ha-roo!

Koda said...

Some people pay lots o money for massages. I don't understand why you got punished. Stuuupid Humans.

Anonymous said...

WOOOO...LOVE the song!

Khady Lynn said...

So, what is the fun stuff all over the bed? Did you destroy something and leave it for your human?

You still have a box?? That's just mean!


The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee! Good one, Tubey!

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Holly, I brought some leaves and sticks inside!

I don't mind my box because I don't have to see Lex when I'm in it!