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Friday, June 22, 2007

Gifts!

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Gifts are not stupid. Sitka & Holly didn't like their Cuzzes, and each decided to send them to me. My Human got them yesterday at her office. I suspect she played with them all day, but I have no proof!

I'm very thankful to have received these gifts. This first video shows me with Holly's gift:



Here I am enjoying Sitka's gifts:



Both Holly & Sitka said that I should share my gifts, so I decided that I would. You can see a video of Lex with the Holly Cuz here and Roo Roo with a stuffie from Sitka here.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Antici...pation

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I heard a rumor that my Human received 2 packages for me at her office: 1 from Sitka & Tia and the other from Holly.

I want to call and tell her boss that my Human is needed at home immediately, but I don't know where the stupid phone is!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Commandment

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I have previously posted the 10 Commandments of Huskies that Franki V's human created. I heard that the Vatican created 10 new Commandments of their own for human driving behavior.

I've decided I need 1 Commandment:

DON'T BE STUPID!


Below is a picture that I posted some time ago:

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Amnesty?

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I've been thinking about amnesty lately.

Do you think that I need to offer amnesty to things I am going to ban when I'm president? I'm pretty strongly against it. If I am wise enough to ban something stupid (like epilepsy, hot weather, thunder, and squirrels), why would I turn around and give the stupid thing amnesty. I want to be consistant...not stupid!

I'm ending with a picture of me as a pup in front of Fargo.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Where's the Hobbes?

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The Hobbes seems to have disappeared. His blog is no longer functioning!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Okay, So I Like This Toy

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First of all, my Human is stupid. She and Fargo went to Petco and she bought some stupid crickets for Griselda Gecko and also just 1 Cuz. I asked her why she only bought 1 and she said because she didn't know if we'd like it.

Well, we do...and I don't really want to share.

Roo Roo got to play with it first:



She didn't want to let me play with it:



Even when I got in close:



Rooie wanted to keep it:



But as this video shows, I did get it!

Friday, June 15, 2007

Weekend Approaching

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Saturday will soon be here. Who knows what we'll be doing? Not me! Last Sunday my Human took Fargo with her on a trip to get some food for her (which she didn't share with us).

My Human got 4 new tires for the huskymobile, so we can safely go wherever we need to go.

I heard a rumor that Griselda Gecko will be getting some crickets to munch on. Crickets are stupid!

I don't have any speeches scheduled for this weekend, but you never know what may happen.

Below is a picture of Meepie looking happy.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

I Am A Son Of A Bitch

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A few days ago I talked about the stupid human defaming dogs. I promised then that I'd discuss humans making a mockery of all of our canine mothers and sisters.

Webster's first definition of bitch is:

the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals


That's fine and accurate. My mother was a bitch by the name of Akara's Fifth Avenue Huricane.

Webster's also includes these definitions:

2 a : a lewd or immoral woman b : a malicious, spiteful, or overbearing woman -- sometimes used as a generalized term of abuse
3 : something that is extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant
4 : COMPLAINT


Humans are so stupid with their language skills that they have to insult us! I'll never understand them! You don't hear the canines of the world insulting each other by calling each other "son of a human," now do you?!

I make a motion that we rise about the humans and take back the meaning of the word "bitch" for ourselves!!!!

I'm ending this post with a picture of Niki, the sweet old bitch in our house.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Monday, June 11, 2007

My Harvard Speech

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Before I talk about the speech I recently gave at Harvard, I want to mention a milestone. Last night the 18,000 visitor to my blog (since I started keeping track) popped in for a visit at 6:51pm Central time. Woo to that unidentified visitor!



Now on to my speech...

I like giving short but sweet speeches. As my campaign is picking up speed I get more and more invitations to speak. Below is a picture of me giving my recent speech to graduates of Harvard University. I hate wearing a suit, but every so often you just gotta do it!



And here is the speech that I gave to the graduates and their friends and families:

President Bok, former President Rudenstine, incoming President Faust, members of the Harvard Corporation and the Board of Overseers, members of the faculty, parents, and especially, the graduates:

Don't be stupid! Now lets eat some cheese & bacon.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

She Thinks She's a Star!

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I figured out why Aurora Borealis wants to be called Roo Roo McRipperton. It's her stage name. You see, she's decided that she's going to be a movie star! Maybe she and Macie will star in the newest version of the Parent Trap.

Being the politician that I am, I'm not above exploiting the medium, too!

Friday, June 08, 2007

Up To Something

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I think Roo Roo is up to something, but she's not saying what. First of all she is spending way too much time talking to Lex.



Second of all she told me just last night that she wants to be refered to as Roo Roo McRipperton. I told her that she's stupid. That she can't just go and change her name when ever she wants to. She said, "Oh is that right, Tube Wolf?" I stomped my foot and told her that was different!



Thursday, June 07, 2007

woo

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Meep Nose

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After all the nose discussions that have been held by D'Azul, the Ao4, and others, I thought I'd toss a picture of Meepie in here to show you his snow nose.

In other news...

It's supposed to be 93 stupid degrees today! And then it is supposed to storm! Add banning lightning and thunder to my list of things I'll ban when I'm president!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Dona Nobis Pacem

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Since the Forest Dogs sent me the invitation to participate in Peace Globe Day I have been thinking about what to write. What is peace? Is it a lack of violence? Is it a globe without conflict? Is it silence? Is it stupid?

I'm in favor of peace and I'm in favor of security. It would be nice to have both.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Roo Roo's Announcement

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All I have to say is that I hope that this doesn't effect my campaign negatively!

Wolfing It Down

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We each have our assigned areas and bowls to eat our supper. This is a picture of Roo Roo eating Fargo's dinner. Fargo had eaten of his dinner, but then he decided to follow my Human in (futile) hopes that she'd share her supper with him. Roo Roo had decided to abandon her food to eat Fargo's. I left my dinner area to try to get Roo Roo to let me eat Fargo's food. Roo Roo got all snarly wolf with me. This is a picture of Meepie blocking my path to Roo Roo.

Meepie is a control freak!

Sunday, June 03, 2007

8 Things About Me

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I was tagged by my new friends Jeannie & Jewel to list 8 things about me. I've listed 7 previously, but I'm not against talking about myself again.

1. I don't play with toys.

2. I have a loud voice.

3. I have never humped any of the other dogs.

4. I am a kind, gentle dog when the others aren't around.

5. I don't like toilet paper, but I do like the tubes!

6. I have to stay in my crate when my Human is gone so that I don't make Lex have a mental breakdown.

7. When my Human gets home I yell at her and run outside.

8. I will not eat a hard dog biscuit if it's tossed in my crate. I'll leave it and when my crate is opened up, Roo Roo will eat it.