Victory in NC & IN

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Here is the speech I made on Tuesday night:

Congratwoolations to all of the voters in North Carolina and Indiana! You have successfully made the best choice by voting for me. I appreciate all of your support.

I want to send a special "get well soon" woo to my good friend CBUX, also known as Charlie, the Big Dog.

Now, the moment you have all been waiting for...It's time for cheese and bacon!

Big Bones

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Aurora:




Lex:




Dr. Misha Meepenstein:

Guam, Indiana, & North Carolina

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Okay. I admit that I was stupid. That is not something that you will hear the human candidates admit. I forgot to visit Guam before they voted for on Saturday. Fortunately, they still voted for me. Turns out that no one else went over there either. I did make a quick trip over there on Sunday, but I scared the first person I met.



I did remember that Indiana and North Carolina are voting on Tuesday. I was happy to see that the welcome signs in Indiana include dogs:



Because my barn ad was so well received in Pennnnnnnnsylvania, I painted a few in Indiana.



In Asheville, North Carolina, I got my picture taken with some of my human supporters:



I'm sure you all agree with me that it is hard to beat the scenery of North Carolina!

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky

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We SiberMal Society huskies have met a cat who is worthy of being an honorary husky. So, I created this logo for Huffle Mawson:



This honor is not to be confused with HULA. Where as HULA is an organization that is based (in no small part) on one's ability to freak out humans, an Honorary Husky is for someone who has been helpful or supportive to the husky cause.

Husky Logo #69

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Huffle Mawson, Explorer Cat, stopped by my blog last week and mentioned the company's whose logo I am featuring today. This is what she had to say:

There's a husky company in Australia! www.huski.net will get you there. Huskies are taking over the world, one country at a time.

So here is their very nice logo. And if you visit their website, you can order all sorts of human clothing. Unfortunately, they do not display their logo largely on each item. I'm sure that is just an oversight!

Stupid Human Law #3

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In Chicago...

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

Okay, here's my issue: I don't have a problem with dogs not being allowed to drink whiskey. But I think it's stupid that there is actually a law that outlaws a specific type of alcohol. It is a waste of human time to have this stupid law. I don't think any place that specifically outlaws humans from driving while impaired by only a certain type of alcohol.

Alternative Fuels

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My Human learned yesterday about how some scientists are working with algae as an alternative source of biodiesel. She's pretty interested in it. Apparently, it is more efficient than growing food crops to turn into oil. It takes less square acreage to grow the algae for fuel than corn, for example. 172 litres oil per corn hectacre versus 100,000 litres of oil per algae hectacre! My Human has said that if she actually had money to invest, she'd look into an algae company (after researching it thoroughly). Of course I think that money is better invested in a steady supply of Cuzes (both Good & Bad).

But because I am concerned about the issues that voters may find important, I decided to go to an algae farm for a look see.



I decided to take a closer look, too.

Stupid Human Law #2

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In Hartford, CT the following was a law:

It is illegal to educate dogs.

Thanks C$ & Opy (and Greg & Brooke)!

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There is nothing better than a new Cuz. My Human got wound up about the 90201 tunes and the vegemite, but I don't care about that. I only care about the Cuz. I am angry with my stupid Human, however, for not coming home immediately with the Cuz.

Much love C$, Opy, Greg, & Brooke!

Stupid Human Law #1

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The following was a law in Oklahoma:

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Upcoming

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I was looking over the upcoming primaries and I thought I post where they will be.

May 3--Guam
May 6--Indiana & North Carolina
May 13--Nebraska & West Virginia
May 20--Kentucky & Oregon
May 27--Idaho
June 1--Puerto Rico
June 3--Montana, New Mexico, & South Dakota

Although I have already been in Nebraska for their primary, I've decided to do it again, just because I can.

Husky Logo #68

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Ha woo, Huskies of Sheldon High School in Sacramento, CA.

A lot of schools like the design of the husky on the left and use it in various color schemes. I think it's pretty cool looking!

And finally, below is the husky from their student handbook. I like it too!

Environment

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A couple nights ago, we saw a public service announcement about the environment. Some actor who is on a USA Network show showed a picture of the earth and said "this is the way astronauts see our planet." Then he showed a picture of a brown earth and said "this is the way astronauts would see the earth when it's polluted."

So, apparently, the reason we shouldn't pollute is so that astronauts will have something pretty to look at.

Have you ever notice that humans are stupid? They get all worked up about one thing. Then they over react trying to solve that "problem" only to cause another problem. My favorite examples of this are when humans introduce an non-local species of plant or animal into the local environment to take care of an alledged problem. Then the non-native species takes over the local ecosystem causing a bigger problem because there is no natural preditor. (Examples of this include kudzu, the Northern Snakehead, and the new 5 dollar footlong commercial.)

A big problem with humans is that they aren't patient and think that they can solve anything. And it seems to me that whatever humans choose to do, it's going to be the wrong thing.

Mouths

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Attention little D'Azulian Nieces & Nephew! When you are a bit older, you'll get to do things like this. But girls, be gentle with your only brother.

Stupid Human Television

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I don't understand human television. I don't get why humans wouldn't watch a show of nothing but dogs. After all, the Puppy Bowl pulls major viewership each year!

CBS has a tv show called Big Brother. We don't watch it, but we have a basic understanding of what the show is about.

For some reason, my Human decided to stay up late on Monday night watching some of a 3 hour show on the one of the many Showtime network stations we get. The show was called Big Brother After Dark. It was "live" feed of the people who live in the Big Brother house. My Human watched about 1/2 an hour of these 2 female humans curling their eyelashes and blow drying their hair. My Human listened to a 15 minute conversation about dental retainers. One of the Big Brother females will have to wear a lower retainer for the rest of her life. They my Human watched this same female cut a bagel, put it into a toaster oven, then put cream cheese on it and eat each half very slowly over the course of a 1/2 hour.

The retainer wearing slow bagel eating woman was evicted from the Big Brother House last night.

I tell you what, humans (mine in particular) are even more stupid than I previously thought!

PA Victory

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Here's my victory speech:

Thank woo to all of my supporters! Now let's eat some cheese, bacon, and thanks to Kelsey Ann some Lebanon bologna!

Pennsylvania Votes

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Today is the day that Pennsylvania finally casts their ballots in the Presidential Primaries. I'm not sweating it out. I know that I will have many votes by many non-stupid Pennsylvanians. My only question now is how many more votes will I get than any other stupid human candidates. Of course, I'm not directly running against them...yet. I just want them to know that I am a legitimate threat.

In closing, I am sharing with you a few pictures of my signs around the state:

Liberty!

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I've been having a good and successful time campaigning in Pennsylvania with my Khampaign Khoordinator Khyra. She brought me to the Liberty Bell where I gave a speech on liberty:

Citizens of Pennsylvania, thank woo very much for inviting me to your state. I have been asked to tell you what "liberty" means to me. According to Merriam-Webster, liberty is

1: the quality or state of being free: a: the power to do as one pleases b: freedom from physical restraint c: freedom from arbitrary or despotic control d: the positive enjoyment of various social, political, or economic rights and privileges e: the power of choice

2 a: a right or immunity enjoyed by prescription or by grant : privilege b: permission especially to go freely within specified limits



3: an action going beyond normal limits: as a: a breach of etiquette or propriety : familiarity b: risk, chance c: a violation of rules or a deviation from standard practice d: a distortion of fact

4: a short authorized absence from naval duty usually for less than 48 hours.

Now, let us celebrate our liberty with cheese & bacon!

Nutrition

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(Please note that I will be featuring pictures from my Pennsylvania campaign and my speech on liberty tomorrow.)

I believe it is important for all canines and humans to be well nourished. I am submitting my food pyramid for your benefit. The explanation is below the diagram.



The bottom layer, bacon, is the most important layer and we should all eat a lot of bacon. The next layer is the cheese layer. We should eat slightly less cheese than bacon. Of course, we should all consume an equal portion of banana chips and Cheez-It's. And finally, and certainly not least, is the Froot Loop layer. It is very important for us to eat several different types of froot. And by eating Froot Loops, we can eat yellow froot, orange froot, blue froot, red froot, and (most importantly) green froot.

Husky Logo #67

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I am surprised that no one from any of the 66 previous husky companies or schools has stuck a comment on my blog either pleased or displeased that I've featured them and in some cases criticized their logo.

Anywoo, I have no complaints about today's featured husky logo. Say "ha woo" to the husky of Nathan Hale High School of West Allis, Wisconsin. This husky looks like a husky! He (or she) looks like he (or she) would be fun to wrestle with, destroy things with, and hang out with in general.

In fact, I think that the husky in the logo below has something to be destroyed in his (or her) mouth!