Best Picture of Fargo Ever!

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Meep in Snow

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Wooray for Snow!

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Thrawn...

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Thrawn of the Five Happy Hounds has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was much loved and will be greatly missed.

Startling News

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My dear friend Ivy reported to me this morning that 3 someones had reached her blog by searching for the terms below on some search engine:



I don't mind telling you one little bit that I don't like this at all!

I thought maybe I'd like it better if some animals spelled it out for me:



But I didn't like that either! Maybe if Santa helped out. Afterall, I like getting gifts:



But I didn't like that at all! I am a brave Tube Wolf, however. And your Presidential Candidate will not stand down in the face of threats! Apparently someone, or someones do not like the Turbo message.

Obviously he, she, or they are stupid!

Mediation

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I was asked to mediate an issue between 2 parties. The Green Giant and Santa Claus both felt that the other one should not be saying "Ho! Ho! Ho!" I solved the issue by telling them that they were both stupid and that they could both say it. Or they could both say "Woo! Woo! Woo!" I don't really care.

4 Cast

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Hey! Here's the stupid weather map for tomorrow:



Yeah. No snow. No ice. Just stupid rain. There is snow around us and ice to the south, but we will have stupid rain.

There better not be any lightning!

HBBB: This Is What It Is

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Outside of our house we have a rusty reindeer candle holder. My Human hated the holiday cards that her job had a few years ago to send to their customers, so she took this photo, manipulated it with Photoshop and turned it into a holiday card.

Regarding the ice storm, we got maybe about 1/2 an inch of ice. We didn't have much damage at our house and we didn't have any problems with the electricity. A big, stupid limb fell out of a tree causing a gate to pop open into the big field we can run around in. So we did run around in it this morning. My Human secured the gate with speaker wire, the only thing she had on hand at the time.

My Human is a regional HR director for a company. One of her branches has been without power for 2 days. My Human will have to enter all of their payroll today so that their humans can be paid this Friday.

Here in Columbia, MO it has been raining. It's 34°F right now. About 60 miles to the south, it is 50°F. Missouri weather is stupid!

They Are All Stupid!

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Fargo didn't do anything stupid, so he is excused from this post.

Last night was not the greatest night of my life. I had a seizure during the night. I knew I was going to have it and my Human woke up. She's stupid because she should have know it, too. But she didn't and she opened the door to let us go out to pee/poop. [Note: it was 2:30am.]

So, I go out to the ice yard and start having my seizure. Roo Roo is stupid because she started pulling me around the yard while I was having a seizure. My Human caught onto what was happening to me, but she had to put shoes and pants on before she came outside to rescue me.

But my Human is stupid because she claims that it's difficult to tend to a seizure-having dog while he is on the ice.

Then Meepie is stupid because he decided that my Human needed protection from me while I was having a seizure. He sort of attacked me. Meepie didn't hurt me, but still!

Niki is stupid because she pooped in the house during this event.

Lex is stupid, just because he is!

Husky Pool Party

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So we technically don't have any snow. All the white stuff you see in the photos below are ice pellets. I don't really care what it is as long as it's cold! But here's the really stupid thing: when it was ice pelleting last night, it was also lightninginging and thundering! I definitely do not approve of that and that type of activity will be banned when I'm President!

Anyway, below are some pictures of the pool party we had today:





And Roo Roo wanted me to remind you that she's still cute:

Political Advertisement

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It's Niki's Birthday!

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One more year till she can get a driver's license!

Special Message To My Human

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WAKE UP!!!!!!

Snow Business

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Here is my positive message of hope for all:



We got a couple inches of delightful snow. Unfortunately, the snow arrived after it was dark, so I don't have photos of me in the new, fluffy snow. It's supposed to snow or something this weekend, so I should be able to get photos or even video then.

In the mean time, here is a photo from my fact finding trip to the arctic to tide you over:

Snow Update...

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Yes, it is snowing. But it is the sort of snow that is stupid. It's wet, stupid snow. Like rain-snow.

So, I'm running up to see Marley and help him bury Ziggy. Then I'm going over to see Khyra and her snow.

I'm on a fact finding mission.

The Snow on Me State

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Alledgedly it will snow tonight. I don't believe it yet. I've heard this same song before that ends with no snow. But this is what the weather forecast map looks like:


And this is what I will (hopefully) look like tonight:


And this is a picture of me being a cute puppy:

P.S.A.

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Tamales!!!!

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Don't forget that my Human is looking for tamale recipes! Please e-mail me those recipes! Yea!

In other news...look! It's me!



What else? Oh! Yeah! It's me again!!!

House Trees

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As I've mentioned at least twice before, my Human is stupid. She's stupid for a lot of reasons, but most recently because she is refusing to put up a tree in our house for this holiday season. I've decided to take matters into my own paws and I am on a quest to find the perfect tree to live in our house. I like these trees a lot. I can't decide which tree to use, so I have decided that they will all move in with us.

Back To Normal

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With Mizzou losing their game last night, things can finally get back to normal. I decided that they might have won if I had been playing defense. So I am beginning to learn the game:



My Human doesn't put up a Christmas tree in our house. She said it would be inviting disaster what with 6 huskies in the house. Of course I think that is stupid. I'm in favor of house trees. In fact, when I'm President, all houses will be required to have live house trees year 'round.

You wouldn't believe how uncomfortable I was getting into this stocking!



And finally! (And most importantly!)



My Human and a friend are going to make lots and lots of tamales in about a month. She needs a recipe, however. She has a really good, but complicated Mexican cookbook. But she was hoping for easier recipes. Please send your tamale recipes to her through me at this link: Tubey Mail

Another Interview With My Human

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First of all, thank you for letting me have some of the crusts from your sandwich this morning. I don't know if you noticed, but I repayed you by peeing on your bathtub.

*Sigh.* Yes, I noticed. You're welcome.

So, what's so great about the stupid striped Khats of Ol' Mizzou?

When I was a Freshman at the University of Missouri, they won only 1 football game. This was back in 1985. Since I first attended Mizzou, the football team's record is 108 wins, 151 losses, and 4 ties. And now they are #1. They've won 11 games and lost just 1 this year (so far). [Click here for the team's football records since 1985.]

It took them 22 years.

Yes. Mizzou sports teams have lost many games in weird and heartbreaking ways. Because of this, when non-fans mock the fact Mizzou is #1, it doesn't have as much effect as it might on other schools' fans. Missouri fans are used to failure and disappointment. The success this year is a new and novel experience.

I understand that it is your fault that Mizzou lost their bowl game last year. Please explain.

I said with about 6 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter, "I don't think even Missouri can blow this lead." Because of that, I don't consider that a game is won until a few minutes after then game is officially over.

Why do you wear that same stupid Missouri Tigers shirt every Friday now?

Because the 1 Friday I wore my Mizzou polo shirt they lost to Oklahoma--their only loss. I'm not taking any chances.

I've heard that if you feed me livergreat that the Mizzou Tigers will win.

Well, I haven't heard that, but since you brought it up I should probably do it to be on the safe side.

Why don't you go to see the football games in person?

I've never seen the team win a game in person. When I was a freshman, I was in Marching Mizzou. They didn't win any games that the band attended that year. I'm not taking any chances.

You're stupidstitious.

The word is "superstitious."

I know. I was making a point.

Why are you putting pictures of yourself on this blog entry rather than anything to do with Mizzou?

Because no one cares about your stupid team. My readers come here to read about me. I'm just humoring you by letting you talk about your obsession.

Campaign Billboard

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What do you think of my new campaign billboard? It'll be popping up all over the place soon.

DO DA DO DA DO!!!!

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

The 2008 Dogs With Blogs Calendar is now available.

The store also has some fine looking t-shirts.

That's all. Carry on.

Woo Wednesday

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My good bud Mars has given me this fantastic award:

"The Community Blog Award celebrates people who reach out and make the blogger community a better one. It also underlines the importance of a blog's readership community, one of the most rewarding parts about blogging. It's the people that come back to comment, adding to the conversation, making you feel like someone is listening and interested."

Thanks, pal!

I've been thinking about mud, so here's a muddy picture of me!

Sleeping Cute

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As I'm sure you are all aware, sleeping huskies are cute:



But Fargo was irreverent!



By the way, my Human startled me with a really weird noise on Saturday night when her stupid striped C-A-T-S (or Khats, if you speak Khyraese) scored a safety against the birds of Kansas. Look, I was sleeping. She should have been more considerate! Anyway, her stupid striped whatevers are now ranked #1, or #2. Mostly #1, though. Whatever that means...

Football Update!

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Sadly, the Huskies lost to each team they played. They lost to Mountaineers, Cougars, and Cardinals.

But my Human is happy that her stupid striped C-A-T-S beat some stupid birds. The stupid C-A-T-S play some wagons next week for some stupid championship.

Oh yeah. I decided to see if I can be the new head football coach of the University of Nebraska. But I'll only do it if the team can be renamed the Corn Huskies!

Human Obsession

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To answer the Ao4's question, no. I will not be going to the game. First of all, there aren't huskies playing in it, so it doesn't have any good points for me. Secondly, I think it's stupid.

But my Human won't be going either. She is stupid stitious right now. She's been wearing the same stupid Mizzou t-shirt every Friday this season, except for one. And that was the Friday before the only game that Mizzou lost. My Human has never been to a wining Missouri football game, so she feels like a bad influence! (Note to Sitka, when my Human went to the U of GA, the Bulldogs had their first losing season in a really long time. My Human moved away and the team starting winning again!)

Lots of stupid humans in Missouri and Kansas are bringing up stupid stuff that happened in the 1800's as a reason to hate each other. This is more proof that humans are stupid and we canines are superior. I'll be banning that sort of stupid behavior when I am President!

By the way, the head couch of Missouri does have a bit of a husky link. He was an assistant couch at the U of Washington in the 1970's and 1980's. So, I guess I'll root for Mizzou.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Defend The Shoe

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Yesterday I discovered that you can go to the Nike website and design shoes and other stuff. I decided to design a pair of Air Turbos. The white on them represents snow. The green represents grass and other plants. The yellow represents...open communication.





I even put a husky head on it!




I think my Human would be very happy to receive this gift!